FAQs

Q: Do you have a Frequently Asked Questions section on your Web site?
A: Yes

Q: How frequently are these questions really asked? When I go to most Web sites with an FAQs section the questions there are never really the questions I want to ask, so I’m thinking that they aren’t questions real people like me ask much, if at all. Am I right, or am I just being cynical?
A: Yes

Q: What do you mean, “yes?” It was an either/or question. You can’t just say “yes.” You weren’t even listening properly, were you?
A: No.

Q: I don’t know why I bother.
A: That wasn’t a question. Just get on with it, will you.

Q: All right then. What do you mean by “Punk Marketing?”
A: Ah yes, glad you asked. According to the definition on page 13 of the book by same name, Punk Marketing is “a new form of marketing that rejects the status quo and recognizes the shift in power from corporations to consumers.”

Q: Yeah, but why “Punk?” I mean punk is a type of music isn’t it?
A: Oh right, okay, sure, we get where you’re coming from. What defined punk rock when it first burst upon the scene in the mid 1970’s was its rebellious attitude and that’s what Punk Marketing is about. Doing the same thing that has always been done just won’t cut it any more. Nope.

Q: What would Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols say about you and your book if he were alive today?
A: Bollocks.

Q: Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched and then, when you turn around, there’s nobody there.
A: We don’t know what you mean.

Q: I’ve been thinking a lot about my schooldays recently. Does this mean something about my life now?
A: Sorry, we’re running out of time.

Q: Can I come and talk to you again?
A: No. Goodbye. Don’t you have a job or something! Geesh.